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Hello there, I'm Kimberly. I don't really have a particular fandom or blog theme, however i'm a huge fan of Sailor Moon, Supernatural, Adventure Time, Harry Potter, X-Men, David Bowie, Teen Wolf(STEREK!), and Say Anything just to name a few. i blog things i think are funny or interesting.

i'm usually bored, so don't be shy, message me, bro. :)

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

ramblingzife:

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

It can go in the Villains Park I’ve been lobbying for for years.

frillious:

spookyloracarolforhalloween:

frillious:

what kind of song is it when a robot sings about ghosts

I don’t know, what kind of song is it?

death metal

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

techn0mancer:

*rabbit voicethere was a time, i was in love, and all the angles and the doves couldn’t make her say… i love you… 

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

Both.

wrongjohnsilver:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

People stay together because they know how to stay together.

joebagofdoughnuts:

capndesdes:

This game was made by satan it was so hard.

If any game could give you PTSD, it was this one.